No, no, Jose Bautista, you’re doing it wrong!

  1. Always keep your eye on the ball.
  2. Don’t get distracted by hecklers in the crowd.
  3. If you’re going to be distracted by a hot babe taking your photo, don’t make such an ugly zombie face!

Toronto Blue Jays right fielder Jose Bautista prepares to catch a foul fly hit by Miami Marlins’ Justin Ruggiano in the seventh inning of an interleague baseball game in Miami, Friday, June 22, 2012. The Blue Jays won 12-5.

Photo credit: AP Photo/Alan Diaz